getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
all i ask is that when i become famous you keep the fanfiction classy
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
reblog if you dated taylor swift this year
Being a fan doesn't mean you were there from the...
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 3 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT
katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
mereperf: man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
Me: so how many times can I reblog from this person without being creepy?
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
fadical: when an artist wants to show you their art or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written it’s quite often an expression of trust because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart little pieces of the artists themselves and if they’re willing to share it with you you should appreciate it
p-unny: *tumblr user who wants more notes voice* guise srsly stop reblogging this
katie-kapulet: jaclcfrost: your icon shows who you are inside but what if he was just inside me instead