July 2012
dance-battle:
sometimes I look at gifs of Bruno and I get these immense feels and I end up staring at the computer screen for like 5 minutes and then I just pray to god that the next single comes out soon so I have something to fangirl over because I literally have no idea what I’m doing with my life right now. gahhhhhhhhhhh
me: hello followers how are you
followers:
followers:
followers:
me: yeah me too
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
